Ground control to Major Tom.

Can you hear me, Major Tom? Well you can now! I think you become a real adventurer when you own a satellite phone. Finally, I’ve made it. Just got the Iridium Extreme. I’m not quite sure why I’m so excited about it. The only reason I’ll need it is because we are completely in the crap! Bugger, that’s taken all the fun out of it. Still, I own a sat phone. I’m sure Indiana Jones always wanted one. Okay, back to the mild panic of trying to find insurance for the Land Rover Defender. Why doesn’t anyone want to insure an Expedition Land Rover? Don’t they know I’ve got a sat phone?