How can I break this to my wife?

I’m in love with another woman… Now that is a cool Land Rover! Two weeks to go until collection date. The list of things to get done seems to be getting longer? We are all super excited about the trip and can’t wait to get on that plane.
We feel a bit like kids on Christmas Eve – oh, don’t they eat reindeer in Iceland?
Best we don’t tell the kids they’ll be eating Blitzen Burgers!